So a panda walked into a bar, ordered a club sandwich and then shot the waiter. The guy near him whispered to the guy next to him, "Whats he doind?" "Hes a panda, hes eats, shoots and leaves"
A woman walked up on a bus with a baby. The bus driver said"Wow thats a really ugly baby" and the women sat in a seat and complained to a stranger. "What a jerk! You confront him, here Ill old your monkey!"
Knock knock
Whos there
Cows go
Cows go who?
No cows go MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why did the chicken cross the road?
OH MY GOSH IM LEAVING THAT JOKE IS SO LAME EVERYBODY KNOWS THE AWNER AND-(Three hours a shouting later)
Kimmie, no one goes to a bar and order just a club sandwich!! Ask your dad.
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