Today we shall start with some cuteness and some weird jokes. Then we gonna do text art and a game show thingy.
Now lets start with a cuteness story (BTW if this post is boring Im sorry, its hard to come with these jokes)
There once was a kitten
She liked to eat sugar and freak out
But one day a puppy walked by
He liked to eat CHICKEN
The End
So lets start with a few corny jokes an- Kimmy! Your mission, whether you choose to accept it is to- well Im sorry I interrupted your RPOTW but- STOP YELLING MERP Now it is to eat a dinner in a blog post, what do you mean you dont accept? Your corny jokes are lame HEY DONT JUDGE ME!!! Fine! Have it your way. your loss!
Anyways lets do some riddles. Ill tell the awners at the end of the post.
1. A murder has happened in a circle shaped house. the servant said he was serving at the time. The chef said he was cooking at the time. The maid she was cleaning the corners at the time. Who did the murder?
2. Your a bus driver. 3 people enter the bus have green guys. 55% of the bus have brown eyes. 5 people already on the bus have blue eyes. 2 people have grey eyes. 1 person enters with blue eyes. 3 people enter with brown eyes. 50% of the people with brown eye are male. What is the gender and eye color of the bus driver?
Okay, now with text art
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ITS 3 SAUSAGES
Now for text art I find online
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Its a deer
GAME SHOW TIME
Okay so there are 3 numbers. Choose one and then see.
1
2
3
If you chose 1 you eat a big burger
If u choosed to i hve por graner
If you chose 3 I GIVE U KITTY
Anwers to the riddles
1, The maid. The house didnt have corners
2. Whatever your gender and eye color is. Your the bus driver
BUH BYE
